OK, I’ll admit that in retrospect trying to show off to the ladies on the putt-putt golf course at Cassidy’s Pub & Outdoor Mini-golf wasn’t a good idea. I was feeling in a sporting mood and harkened back to my teenage years of picking up chicks at the Parkland Putters along Highway 512. After I threw back a couple of José Cuervo Gold shots, I tried to eagle the first hole, but unfortunately, I hooked my shot and somehow racked my package. It’s all a blur now, but I do remember squealing on the ground like a little piglet. I had visions of lying down with my tongue out that evening, but not like that.
[Cassidy’s Pub, 9621 Portland Ave. E., Tacoma, 253.531-2251]